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What a superbowl party is really like

This is what real life Superbowl party hosting is like. Tay Tay banter included..  First you prep for the big event by spending hundreds of dollars on food that only half will be eaten. You know this going in yet still tell yourself that the more food the better. This is for 20 people Just prior to the Kickoff , words of Taylor Swift already begin. Kids continue to ask if Taylor will be performing.  Some of the adults will be yelling because they lost the “will she show up for the Superbowl or not” bet. Kickoff starts and you realize that someone named blah blah has already won the Bonus 0-0 payout in your Superbowl box pool that you dropped a hundred on. You say hmmmm and already start having conspiracy theories as its someone who is related to the person running the pool.  End of the 1 st draws near . Its only been an hour since the company has arrived and already the food that was beautifully prepared and presented is n

12 Days of Christmas - I'm dreaming of a sunny, hot, green Christmas.

A Christmas Story - a trip down memory lane

12 Days of Christmas = 12 Days of Eating

16 Things you never knew about Christmas

12 Days of Christmas Blogging - Day 7: The Santa Clause

12 Days of Christmas Blogging - Day 6: Sh*tmas List

12 days of Christmas - Day 5: My Christmas List

12 Days of Christmas Blogging - Day 4: The ReGifter

12 Days of Christmas Blogging - Day 3: And on the 3rd Day God Said, "Let There Be Christmas Lights!"

The 12 Days of Christmas Song and Its Meaning

The Christmas Glitter Bomb

PowerBall 500 million jackpot and your chances of winning

2012 - My Annual Thankful List

Breaking News: Frankenstorm is coming. Be prepared!

5 things i learned from the Presidential debate

A Very Strange Evening

6 Things They Don't Teach You in the Baby Books

BREAKING NEWS: Justin Bieber throws up his milk and cookies on stage.

Baby Ava Impressing the Judges

GoRuck NYC Challenge 2012 - Class 244 (Team 3) Sept 8 - Sept 9

Rental Car Rally 2012 - NYC to Montreal

Better inspiration than the Olympics?

Trailer to the first movie in the new The Ava Rose Saga: Ava Rose - The Infant

Just one of those mornings..

Made in China

Did I get punk'd? My Craigslist Experience

Should I Accept My Mother's Facebook Friend Request?

Bad Parenting 101 - a Blog by Ava Bart

Breaking News - Colic Calm is the new drug for infants

Cabbage Patch T*ts

Jesus has returned and is living in our home...

The 3-peat - 1 Sh*tty Situation

Hiccups = The Devil's Whisper

Breaking News - The Bart's on People Cover

Birds are Dicks!

8 Jobs I DONT Want My Daughter To Have

The Barts - Ava Rose Comes Home

The Breast Situation

My Rollercoaster of Emotions Pregnancy Experience

BREAKING NEWS: Nutley, NJ Mom puts 5yr old in tanning booth.

Aint Nutting but a G Thang BABAAAY

The Perineal Massage..

BREAKING NEWS: Kim Kardashian for MAYOR??

The name "Dad" is soooo played out...

BREAKING NEWS: Mad Men's January Jones eats her placenta!!

A Father-to-Be Perspective Pt1 - The 3 Main Questions...

BREAKING NEWS: Alicia Silverstone chews food for baby!!

The Movie Theater Experience

The Baby Shower and The Butterfly Effect

Tebow is coming.. and what this means for the Tri-State area

My mom + Facebook = The Apocalypse

Our Infant Care Class Experience

My morning Starbucks experience...

My experience at my wife's very first INTERNAL ultrasound!!!

My recent Dr visit..

A night out with the Barts

BREAKING NEWS: Snookie is PREGNANT!

TV posts on new website

Grammies or the Walking Dead??

Ava Bart Challenge (ABC) - Challenge Accepted

NY GIANTS WIN THE SUPERBOWL!!!! - im white girl wasted